Monday, June 23, 2008

Bad Storytime Ideas

Here is a list of subjects inappropriate for Preschool Storytime:
Divorce
Evolution
Satanism
The Plague (aka Black Death)
Recreational Drug Use
Amputation
Leeches

5 comments:

Kema said...

are you sure...? (said with Jarvis Cocker's voice)

CBailey said...

Creationism's okay, though? :-)

Anonymous said...

What about divorced satanists?

cma said...

Divorced satanists who believe in evolution and recreational drug use?

Jezebel said...

Auh...what's wrong with the black death? They have to learn about it sooner or later.